Tanatra

Summary: In the tall, tall mountains in the middle of Asia, there is a temple. This temple looks like most any other temple in the tall, tall mountains in the middle of Asia. It has brown stones. It has unassuming statues of some fat dude. It has a sandbox in the back with big rocks. It also has Tanatra.

Tanatra is a monk. A monk of Tantra. Thus the similar name. It was many moons ago that Tanatra, a luckless 13 year old, left his home of Johnsonville, KY, to find out the secrets of Tantric Sex so that he could finally get a girl. Why, at 13 he felt the need, no one is quite certain, but leave he did. For many moons he journeyed, across roads and deserts, until he came to Asia... Yes, we're confused as to how he managed that too, since I never mentioned he crossed water.

As I was saying, he was in Asia, and he found, among the tall, tall mountains, this temple. And there he learned from the monks there. He studied their secrets, and passed all their rites and tests (you've never faced a hard test until you've tried to have sex on rice paper without damaging the paper--I think they got that one from Kung Fu). And in the end, he was proclaimed a Master!

Ironically, as a monk, he's not allowed to get laid. Harsh.

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