Spig: Sin Ominous, SpigX, Spig Y, Spig XY, Spiggy, SpigMasterFlex, SpigLips, His Lord the Mullet Man.

Summary: Spig used to live the quiet life. He had 2.5 kids (one of them was injured in a hunting accident), a beautiful wife, loving dog. Then he grew a mullet. His wife left him for some other guy who was taller, more handsome, and made more than $5.60 sucking cock at McDonalds. She took the kids, his truck, and ran over his dog. He wrote a song about it, and it soared to the top of the country charts. He is currently on tour.

TV & Film
(TV Series): The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
(Animé Series): Goldenboy (Contrary to popular belief about how to watch animé, the dubbed version of Goldenboy is ten times better than subbed.)
(Animé Movie): Read or Die (R.O.D.): Yomiko Readman "The Paper"
(Hentai Movie): Family of Debauchery
(Film Movie): Tied between Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Bruce Campbell vs. Army of Darkness

Music
(Genré): Tied between Classic Rock and Metal
(Band): Vomitron
(Song): "Ego Brain" by System of a Down

Food
(Meal): BBQ Baby Back Ribs
(Soda): Barq's® Old Tyme Root Beer
(Drink): Jack Daniel's Lynchburg Lemonade
(Junk): Tostitos® Gold with Newman's Own® Medium Chunky Salsa. Yummerz.

Computer
(Type): Apple Macintosh, though I won't rule out the opposition. I'd rather be open to all types.
(Model): 12.1" 1GHz PowerBook G4
(OS): Mac OS X 10.3.9
(Website): The Inverted Dungeon (rolleyes)

Video Gaming
(System): Anything Nintendo
(Console Game): Conker's Bad Fur Day
(Computer Game): DooM II
(Portable Game): WarioWare: Mega Microgame$

Turn-ons: Pretty smiles on girls, good sense of humor, optimism, smarts. Conversation helps, too.

Turn-offs: Holy rollers, bigots, elitists, ignorance, slow talkers. Add jiltedness to the list, too.

AIM: Spig Mac